Glossary of Common Terms

AKA

Also Known As

Asian

Oral sex on the anus of either sex (aka Rimming or Around-the-World)

Asian Cowgirl

Cowgirl with girl on her feet, instead of her knees

ATF

All Time Favorite

Blow Job (BJ)

Oral sex performed on a man (aka French Without).

Bare Back Blow Job (BBBJ)

Oral sex on a man without using a condom (aka French Without).

BBW

Big Beautiful Woman

BFE

Boy Friend Experience: Spend two or more hours together, have dinner or drinks, maybe a small gift, a little mutual caregiving, give a massage on occasion, being willing (if otherwise appropriate based on some good observations below) to give oral in addition to receiving it, and in general, make it a priority for the provider to have a good time in addition to the client.

Covered Blow Job (CBJ)

Oral sex on a man using a condom (aka French With).

Cowgirl

Girl on top

Cunnilingus

The act of stimulating the female genitals (especially the clitoris and vaginal lips) with the lips and tongue, or having one's genitals stimulated in this way. Cunnilingus is also commonly referred to as 'oral sex' or 'licking'.

Doggie Style

Man behind girl (standing or kneeling, penis inserted in vagina

DATY

Dining at the "Y". Also known as Cunnilingus (see definition above).

Deep French Kissing (DFK)

Kissing on mouth with tongue contact deep into throat.

Full Body Sensual Massage (FBSM)

Not usually full service; EXPECT only massage and HJ (see definition below), but more services might or might not be available. Also known as Private Viewing (see definition below) or B2B (Body 2 Body)

Fellatio

The act of sucking or licking the penis or having one's penis sucked or licked. Fellatio is also commonly referred to as 'oral sex' or 'sucking' or 'blow job'.

French

Oral sex

French Kissing

Kissing on mouth with tongue contact

Full Service (FS)

Intercourse to completion (with condom!)

GFE

Girl Friend Experience. Definition varies by provider. Refers to a type of session providing aspects of social and physical interaction beyond the act itself. Some ladies provide the GFE experience as part of their regular services, while others do so depending on the circumstances or not at all.

GFE

Girl Friend Experience #2: What it means to each person is a little different, but to most guys it means a provider that makes the experience seem unrushed, enjoyable, fun, relaxing and more like a "real date than a quick commercial encounter. In practice, though, it seems to depend on chemistry, personality and mutual expectations, as YMMV ("your mileage may vary") for both the provider and client. A general description might be: a multiple hour session that facilitates the experience, mutual cuddling/foreplay, mutual kissing, mutual oral sex (covered or uncovered--depending), and involves either the illusion or reality of passion on the part of the provider.

Greek

Anal sex (with Condom).

Greek Without

Anal sex without condom (aka "Death Wish")

Half & Half

A combination of both oral sex and intercourse.

Hand Job (HJ)

Masturbation by yourself or others

Incall

You meet the girl at her place---apartment or hotel room arranged by girl

In Search Of (ISO)

A message board post looking for something (a girl, a date, a TS/TV, etc)

Missionary

Man on top

Outcall

The girl comes to your place---your home, your hotel, etc.)

Porn Star Experience (PSE)

A session that gives the feeling of being in a Porn or XXX Movie. A date with a Porn Star.

PV

Private Viewing: The facts are that private viewings as a genre are NOT Full Service (in terms of what is generally expected within the term full service---see the section under TBD Client Guide concerning expectations if you have any lack of understanding.) Also private viewing is interpreted differently by different PV providers and implemented differently according to the client in many instances--many more than a FS escort. If you insist on Full Service DO NOT go to someone who advertises Private Viewing. Really simple. If you are happy with a "hands-on" approach (and likely hands only) then this may be a route for you. You will in all likelihood leave the PV "satisfied" and the PV provider WILL assist you in a hands-on manner. It is NOT a do-it-yourself experience. In some instances, french or russian lessons may occur but that is absolutely NOT something to expect. If language lessons happen consider your self blessed or lucky but DO NOT expect it and DO NOT plan on it no matter what one individual says--that is foolhardy at best. Also known as FBSM (see definition above) or B2B.

REQ

Requesting information

Russian

Penis between girl's breasts until completion.

YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary---May do things with one person, but not with another OR your experience may be different than mine for a variety of reasons.

Some Other Common Internet Abbreviations

AAMOF

As A Matter Of Fact

ADN

Any Day Now

AFAHMASP

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

AFAIAC

As Far As I Am Concerned

AFAIK

As Far As I Know

AFAICS

As Far As I Can See

AIMB

As I Mentioned Before

ASAD

All-Singing All-Dancing

ASYOYO

Adios Sucker - You're On Your Own!

ATM

At The Moment

ATST

At The Same Time

*BBBJ

Bare Back BJ

BION

Believe It Or Not

BOGOF

Buy One Get One Free

BRB

Be Right Back

BRBBRB

Be Right Back - BathRoom Break

BRBCB

Be Right Back - Coffee Break

BRLCFH

Broke Ribs Laughing, Call For Help

BTSOOM

Beats The Stuffing(!) Out Of Me

*BTW

By The Way

CRI

Cranial-Rectal Inversion

CYA

Cover Your @ss

DNHS

Da Noze Has Spoken

DC

Double-Click

DILIGA(S)(F)(D)

Do I look like I give a (SH**) (FU**) (DA**) as the situation warrants

EOM

End Of Message

*ETHOM--

Excuse the hell out of me

FOOMCBASL

Falling Out Of My Chair Busting A Spleen Laughing

FRENCH

Oral stimulation

FUBAR

Fouled(!) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition

FUD

Fear Uncertainty and Doubt

FWIW

For What Its Worth/

*FYI

For Your Information

FYR

For Your Records

GD&R

Grin, Duck and Run

GD&WVVF

Grin, Duck and Walk Very Very Fast

*GFE

Girl Friend Experience

GREEK

Anal Penetration

IAC

In Any Case

IAE

In Any Event

IANALB

I Am Not A Lawyer But

ICOCBW

I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong

*IMHO

In My Humble Opinion

IOW

In Other Words

IROOC

Idiot Right Out Of College

*ISO

In Search Of

ISTR

I Seem To Remember

IWIK

I Wish I knew

KIT

Keep In Touch

L&G

Latest And Greatest

LMK

Let Me Know

*LOL

Lots Of Laughter/Laughing Out Loud

LTNS

Long Time No See

MBWA

Management By Wandering Around

MMF

Make Money Fast (scam)

NIMBY

Not In My Back Yard

NTYMI

Now That You Mention It

OMG

Oh My God/Gosh

OTOH

On The Other Hand

PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

PEBMAC

Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair

PM[F]JI

Pardon Me [For] Jumping In

QQ

Quick Question

*ROFL

Rolls On Floor Laughing

*ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off

RSN

Real Soon Now

SOTA

State-Of-The-Art

SWMBO

She Who Most Be Obeyed

TANSTAAFL

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TDNBW

This Does Not Bode Well

TFX

Too Flippin' eXpensive

TIA

Thanks In Advance

TLAR

That Looks About Right

TOTBAL

There Ought To Be A Law

TPTB

The Powers That Be

TS

TransSexual

TTBOMK

To The Best Of My Knowledge

TTYL

Talk To You Later

TWT

Time will tell

WAD

Working As Designed

WAS

Wait And See

WTHDIK

What The Hell Do I Know

YHBT

You Have Been Trolled

*YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary