Where Have All the Flowers Gone?

Posted by CPMariner , Mon, Jul 18, 2016, 20:23:23 Post Reply Reviews by CPMarinerNational Discussion BoardMain BigDoggie.net site

This will offend many, and for that I apologize in advance. What's an objective observation to one person may be offensive to another, so I apologize.

Disclaimer: my age is "advanced", to put it mildly, but in the world of "escortage" (newly coined word :-) that should have no bearing on much of anything so long as my wallet contains the required number of Bens and I'm not hideously ugly (I'm not), nor a bloated sack of seawater (I'm not), nor unhygienic (I'm not), nor anything other than gentlemanly.

Additional disclaimer: I'm a sucker for a pretty face :-) (Not yours, RAP!! ;-)

And so... after over a decade of steering clear of the hobby, I recently decided to go for a few last flings before the Grim Reaper comes a-callin'. (That's not as grim as it sounds; my genetic heritage leans toward long life, and I was assured at an early age that I was "born to hang".)

All the said - oversaid, I suppose - "where have all the flowers gone" here in the Southeast? Used to be (ah, that "used to be"), the Southeast U.S. was fairly crawling (in the most erotic sense) with genuine beauties in "the hobby".

But now? (Here comes the offensive remark, but aimed at no one in particular), the selection is... somewhat less than "deliciously attractive". Where did they go?? Was there a mass exodus due to OFC many years ago? Has the... "culture" changed in some mysterious way?

A "sucker for a pretty face" wonders. Must I fly to NY or (worse) CA to satisfy my self-indulgence?


(For those who might wonder "who's this guy"... or "who's this idiot"?, I've been a member here from its inception back in the '90s. That's 19'90s, in case you're wondering ;-)

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